santanist:

what do you mean orange chicken isnt a fruit

(via encourage)

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via encourage)

malikmydick:

malikmydick:

i need support

preferably financial

(via happiest)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(via succeeding)

thespritzeeindestructible:

my favorite hobby is pausing tyra banks videos

image

(via unescapable)

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