guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

(via baracknobama)

gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

(via loserslol)

inspectra:

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

(via loserslol)

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

(via hate)

thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

(via succeeding)

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

(via pizza)

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